 We started harvesting the first of our spring onions- lots more to come. Fresh onions are profoundly better than those 4 month old storage onions found in the typical grocery store. They scream flavor as soon as you cut into them and they open tear glands better than Oprah- and with so much to cry about- why not.
Beneath the spring onion are our large green kohlrabis. They are under appreciated, though great for grilling and frying. If you have no intention of eating them they are perfect for bowling and can be used for self-defense if the greens are left on. Nothing yells scary like an angry middle aged man walking out of a white windowless van with a 4 lb kohlrabi hanging from his knuckles like numchucks ready for hand to kohlrabi combat.
3 Comments
Mr. Sensitive
6/26/2017 08:28:33 pm
As a middle aged man with a windowless white van I am profoundly disturbed by your stereotypical depiction of an ultimate kohlrabi warrior. Many of us drive sedans and some of us even are proud to call our ride a hatchback. Websites like these are the reason we have such political tumult in this country.
Holly Giesen
3/21/2018 01:48:49 pm
I know I would have felt a lot safer if I had had a kohlrabi in my hand when that strange white vehicle drove up to me yesterday. Leave a Reply. |
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